
44 Funny Facts To Make You ROFL
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These funny facts are unbelievable… But all 100% true!
- The insignia of the Royal New Zealand Airforce is a kiwi. A flightless bird.
- There is a technical name for the “fear of long words”. It's called "hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."
- The blob of toothpaste that sits on your toothbrush has a name. It's called a “nurdle.”
- Flowers like Viagra. It can make them stand up straight in a vase for up to a week longer.
- In 2012, a man donned 9 pairs of jeans and 60 shirts on a 11 hour flight in China, to avoid paying extra baggage fees.
- A Norwegian village is named Hell. And guess what happens in winter. Yep, Hell freezes over.
- Dolly Parton once entered a look-alike contest and lost.
- High heels were first invented for men. Women didn’t adopt the fashion until the 18th century.
- Cows don’t like country music. They produce up to 3% more milk when listening to music, but not if it's country and western.
- 7% of Americans pray to God for a parking spot.
- A single sneeze travels 100 miles per hour and shoots 100,000 germs into the air. Ahhh!
- It’s impossible to hum while holding your nose.
- Lobsters used to be so cheap that they were frequently used to feed prisoners.
- Cheese is the most shoplifted food in the world.
- Toilet seats are cleaner than your mobile phone.
- Scotland's national animal is a unicorn.
- Coca-Cola owns all website URLs that can be read as ahh, all the way up to 62 h’s.
- The biggest tyre manufacturer in the world is Lego.
- It's illegal to own just one guinea pig in Switzerland because they get lonely.
- The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married.
- Melbourne was once named Batmania.
- In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
- A snail can have up to 25,000 teeth.
- The Bible is the world’s most shoplifted book.
- France has a town with just one letter, Y.
- The longest time between the first and second twin being born is 87 days.
- A jockey once won a race despite being dead. Jockey Frank Hayes had a heart attack and died mid-race, but he stayed in the saddle and his horse won.
- The Romans used to whiten their teeth with urine.
- The largest snowflake ever measured was 38 centimeters across.
- In Utah it’s illegal to swear in front of a dead person.
- A donkey will sink in quicksand but a mule won’t. It’s because the mule remains calm.
- Every cow has a best friend.
- Turtles can breathe through their rear end.
- A platypus doesn’t have a stomach.
- During World War 2 the Oscar statuettes were made out of wood.
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
- It was illegal to change a light bulb in your own home, if you lived in Victoria.
- All the Fruit Loop colours taste the same.
- President Banana of Zimbabwe brought in a law to make it a crime to make fun of his name.
- The scientific name for the gorilla is Gorilla Gorilla Gorilla.
- Grapes explode if you put them in the microwave.
- The tiny pocket in jeans was made for pocket watches.
- Norway knighted a penguin. He’s Sir Nils Olav. He’s the Norwegian Guard’s mascot.
- Your nose and ears never stop growing.
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