The best jokes of 2020 certainly have plenty of inspiration to draw upon. 2020 is definitely one out of the box. Not even the most outrageous fortune teller could have come close to predicting what would happen. Drought, bushfires, Covid, lockdowns, social distancing, panic buying, riots. The list goes on and on. And whilst it’s no laughing matter, we know that if we lose our sense of humour, then all is lost. So here’re 20 hilarious jokes that focus on the lighter side of 2020. And after having a good chuckle, make a friend or family member’s day, by buying them awesome gifts from Yellow Octopus, to turn gloom into glee.
The best jokes of 2020... because laughter is the best medicine
Laugh and the world laughs with you (quietly, with their mouth covered). I was in the bank the other day when three men wearing masks burst in. Thank goodness they were only there to rob the place. Doc Brown to Marty McFly in Back to the Future 3: “Whatever you do Marty, do not go back to 2020.” Time Traveller entering 2020: “Has the disaster happened yet?” Me: “Which one?” Chris: “When we go to the supermarket I always make my girlfriend wear a mask.” John: “Why, is she contagious?” Chris: “Nup, just ugly.” Son: “Mum, Mum, I have to cough.”Mother: “Well make sure you cover it with a fart.” There are two female mice in a wet market chatting away. First mouse: “Do you want to see a picture of my new boyfriend?” Second mouse: ”Sure!” First mouse: Shows the picture. Second mouse: “Ahh he’s a bat!” Second Mouse, “Damm, he told me he was a pilot.” Wife to husband, “You can’t go to work in your pyjamas.” “Why not?” he replies, “I have for months.” “Yes, but now you're going to the office.” With hair salons, nail salons and beauty salons closed, it’s going to get ugly out there. I’d tell you a coronavirus joke but you’d have to wait two weeks to get it. Feed a fever, starve a cold, drink a corona. My girlfriend said I couldn’t wear my bandana over my face to bed. She said it was just another way I mask my feelings. “What did you think about the 2020 disaster?” “Could you narrow it down a little?” Every time I went to the shops, I filled my trolley to the top with toilet paper and flour. Unfortunately, I found out they don’t make for a very nice cake. Being a family of six, this limit on 5 in the house can be challenging. My little brother keeps complaining it's cold outside. Kids studying 2020 in the future will need a wheelbarrow to carry their textbook to class. Surely someone with 20/20 vision should have seen this coming. An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a Dutchman are all on a Skype call with their boss? He asks, “Can you see me?’ They reply, “Yes”, “Oui”, “Si”, “Ja”. (Yes We See Ya). History Lecturers of the future will be able to teach a whole course on each month of 2020. 2019 Mum: “Get off your phone and get outside.” 2020 Mum: Get on your phone and stay inside.” I ran out of toilet paper and had to start using old newspapers. Times are rough.Now that the Best 20 Jokes of 2020 have lifted your spirits, lift them further by purchasing an awesome Yellow Octopus gift, to be delivered right to your doorstep.