Here at Yellow Octopus we are the cool clothes kings! Okay, that’s lame. But we are there for you when you want to spice up your clothing game. If you want to get a bit cheeky, naughty or downright outrageous with your threads then you’ve come to the right place. We’ve got a dope selection of funny tees, beanies, scarves plus a huge range of novelty socks. There’s clothing to suit just about everyone.
There are times in your life where you want to dress up. Think fancy restaurants, weddings, anniversaries and the like. But at other times you just want to bust out some cool clothes and chill. You type in cool clothes online into your search engine of choice and all that comes up is these super expensive designer labels like Hermes and Dolce and Gabbana. And you’re like, who has that kind of cash to blow on pants, t-shirts and hats? Even socks and undies are becoming unaffordable these days!
What you really want is something that expresses your hilarious personality without the ludicrous price tag? You want something from a trusted brand with lightning fast shipping Australia wide. You want to open up the box and for the garment to be exactly what you desired. Then put it on and not only impress your mates but make them laugh their heads off as well.
No matter what your size, shape or fit, we have got wicked clothes that are sure to impress. Bust out one of our novelty t-shirts in sizes Small, Medium, Large, Extra Large and XXL. There are plenty of funny designs to choose from, all printed on high-quality cotton.
Or why not keep your head warm with a silly, fun beanie? Most beanies are boring and belong on 98-year-old Mr Thompson from down the road, but not ours. We have the Knitted Beard Beanie, which not only keeps your face and head warm, but provides facial hair for those not well endowed. Or what about our ridiculous (yet awesome!) Viking beanie which is probably one of the coolest clothing items ever invented.
Then, of course, there are our colourful and wonderful novelty socks that are ideal for men and women of all ages. These colourful socks come are a must for any person with a sense of humour. Emblazoned with hilarious jokes, funny quotes, humorous statements and puns, you will be wanting to get rid of your plain black and white socks as soon as possible and upgrade to the brighter side of socks.
Awesome Clothes for Men and Women of all Ages
Here at Yellow Octopus, we cater to all personalities (as long as you’re fun, we don’t do boring!) That means you’re sure to find something either for yourself, a friend or a family member. Forget the formal attire and swap it for something lively. It’s time to seriously take your outfit to a whole new level. For dog lovers, there is the Pug Life T-shirt, a humorous and cute parody of the term ‘thug life’. Or for those stuck in the past, you could try out the knitted Knight Beanie to channel your inner warrior.
In the sock department there's the uber cool range from Suck UK, a respected brand, known for its high-quality products. Then of course there’s the funny socks, naughty socks and novelty socks to have a look at. You might not want to buy these for your grandma, though! And of course you want to have the coolest threads from head to toe. Check out the ‘F*ck This Shit’ Socks or the ‘Thou Hath Balls’ socks for something a little on the risqué side. For those who want to play it a bit more safe there’s always the Tropicool Odd Socks which feature every colour in the rainbow.
More Information About our Cool Clothes:
Our T-Shirts come in the range of all the standard sizes. However, sizes vary from supplier to supplier and the exact sizes are displayed for each individual T-Shirt on the product page. Also available is a T-Shirt sizing chart to help you decide. Make sure you measure up before ordering to ensure you get the right size for you. We are, of course, more than happy to swap your purchase over if the t-shirt is the wrong size! Just send it back to us and we’ll do the business!
Everyone knows how big their feet are! Yellow Octopus stocks funky socks from several different suppliers. Many of these you will find are one size fits all. But some of the brands such as the Chattermate range come in a variety of different sizes. So if you want your stinky tots to fit in make sure you select the correct size range for you! Like with the T-Shirts, each individual pair of socks is marked appropriately with the sizes on the product page. If you have any trouble finding which ones are right for you, then give us a holler and we’ll sort it out for you.
Beanie and Hat Sizing
All of our beanies and hats are one size fits all! So if you have an extraordinarily large head, or a ridiculously small head, then unfortunately we can’t help you! That said, 99% of people will fit in to our hats and beanies just fine!
Clothes Make For the Perfect Gift
One this that is almost universally true all over the world is that people wear clothes. Some people like to try out the old nude thing, but the majority of people prefer to get dressed on a daily basis. That means that good quality clothing is always a necessity. It’s easy for clothes to wear out when you’re wearing them day in and day out. Whether It is a friends birthday, Christmas or a sneaky present for that special someone, you simply cannot go wrong with some cool clothes from Yellow Octopus.