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    Yellow Octopus stocks lots of novelty socks! You can forget your boring black, white, grey and beige affairs here because we’re all about the funny, zany and over the top socks. These are your good mood socks. Your sunny day socks. Your on top of the world socks. Hock those old school socks, and get a pair that totally rocks.

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    New Natural Born Asshole Mens Socks

    Natural Born Asshole Mens Socks

    $19.99
    Maybe he was born like this, maybe it's Maybelline... No, he was definitely born like this. ...
    New Sushi Socks

    Sushi Socks

    $15.99
    Never give (or receive) tasteless socks as a gift ever again. Demand delicious Sushi Socks!...
    Who Says I Never Finish What I… Socks

    Who Says I Never Finish What I… Socks

    $19.99
    Starting is half the battle, the rest doesn’t matter anyway...
    Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

    Hark! To The Microbrewery At Once! Socks

    $19.99
    Craft socks for craft beer lovers...
    Not Gonna Lie - I Just Make Sh*t Up Socks

    Not Gonna Lie - I Just Make Sh*t Up Socks

    $19.99
    “My favourite socks!” - Queen Elizabeth (totally not a made up quote)...
    Ain’t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    Ain’t No Bad Joke Like A Dad Joke Socks

    $19.99
    Defeet your Dad’s jokes with these socks...
    I gave A F*ck. Once. Socks

    I gave A F*ck. Once. Socks

    $19.99
    Help! I’ve can’t find a f*ck to give!!...
    Mr. Punctual Socks

    Mr. Punctual Socks

    $19.99
    Mr. Punctual is the superhero of being on time...
    Don’t Wake Me I’m Working Socks

    Don’t Wake Me I’m Working Socks

    $19.99
    Bed is where the real work gets done...
    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Ladies Socks

    Sh*tting Rainbows Kind Of Day Ladies Socks

    $19.99
    When life is so good you sh*t rainbows...
    My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Ladies Socks

    My Cat Is Cool As F*ck Ladies Socks

    $19.99
    Is your cat cool as f*ck?...
    This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Socks

    This Meeting Is Bullsh*t Socks

    $19.99
    Quietly protest your bullsh*t meetings...
    I’m A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

    I’m A Delicate F*cking Flower Ladies Socks

    $19.99
    For the fair maiden with a foul mouth...
    Sneakers Socks 3 Pack - The Sock That Thinks It’s A Shoe!

    Sneakers Socks 3 Pack - The Sock That Thinks It’s A Shoe!

    Special Price $28.99

    Regular Price: $36.99

    22% OFF
    Silly socks: a treat for your feet...
    Stop Talking Socks

    Stop Talking Socks

    $19.99
    Tell em' how you feel...
    Tropicool Odd Socks - 3 Pairs

    Tropicool Odd Socks - 3 Pairs

    $38.99
    Go Tropicana with Tropicool footwear...
    Fork It! Odd Socks With Attitude - 3 Pairs

    Fork It! Odd Socks With Attitude - 3 Pairs

    $38.99
    'Fork It' I wear what I want!...
    'Look Within… The Fridge' Socks

    'Look Within… The Fridge' Socks

    $19.99
    For those of us who think with our stomachs ...
    'Fire It Up BBQ' Socks

    'Fire It Up BBQ' Socks

    $19.99
    Come on baby light my fire...
    'Thou Hath Balls' Socks

    'Thou Hath Balls' Socks

    $19.99
    Appease his inner Hercules ...
    Defence of the Ancients Gamer Power Tread Socks - Pack Of 3

    Defence of the Ancients Gamer Power Tread Socks - Pack Of 3

    Special Price $39.99

    Regular Price: $59.99

    33% OFF
    Vi sitter här i venten och spelar lite DotA!...
    'Let Her Win, She’s Probably Right Anyway' Socks

    'Let Her Win, She’s Probably Right Anyway' Socks

    $17.99
    We’re happily married. She’s happy. I’m married. ...
    'Get Sh*t Done, Later' Ladies Socks

    'Get Sh*t Done, Later' Ladies Socks

    $17.99
    Procrastination: the ultimate thief of time...
    'I Love My Job, Ha Ha, Just Kidding' Ladies Socks

    'I Love My Job, Ha Ha, Just Kidding' Ladies Socks

    $17.99
    These socks will make the early morning office run bearable ...
    Mr Fix It - Socks

    Mr Fix It - Socks

    $17.99
    DIY: Destroy It Yourself...
    F*ck This Sh*t - Socks

    F*ck This Sh*t - Socks

    $17.99
    When life gives you lemons, f*ck 'em...
    F*ck This Sh*t Socks

    F*ck This Sh*t Socks

    $17.99
    Screw making lemonade, go use an axe. ...

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    Quirky Novelty Socks!

    Back in the day there really wasn’t much to a pair of socks. They were simply something that went in between your feet and shoes. You had your ordinary black socks, suitable for work and special occasions. Your white socks which were perfect for playing sports, or if you were an inappropriate dad busting out the much frowned upon socks and sandals abomination. There were your footy socks of course. Some ventured on the wild side with coloured socks and set the trend for the future!

    Then some sock pioneers realised there needed to be a majour sock revolution! Out with the old and in with the new! And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how the humble novelty sock was born. And boy are we happy about that!

    Trusted Sock Brands

    Think the likes of Bluw, Suck UK, Blue Q,ChattyFeet socks and heaps more!

    All Sizes Available

    Whether you have meter long clobbers or tiny tots, we’ve got a pair of socks to fit your tootsies. OK, maybe not. But we do have socks to fit almost all regular length feet whether they’re big or small. Whether you’re a Size 9 women's, or a size 13 men's, we’ll make sure your extremities are warm and safe. Yellow Octopus is passionate about premium foot protection.

    Cool Socks

    Just like all of our other products, our foot overs are some of the coolest out there. We scale mountains, cross seas and literally travel the world to find the coolest stuff out there, and our socks are no exception. If it’s not cool, we don’t buy it. That’s just how we roll.

    Novelty Socks

    There’s a common misconception that novelty socks are poor quality. Wrong! Sure that junk from China is absolutely no good. Shriveled up after one or two runs in the washing machine.

    Imagine if you could have the quality cotton material and funniness all rolled into one? A world like this exists! Grab a pair of our hilarious novelty socks and not only will you put a smile on your face, but all those around you. Think about great quality cotton socks covered in hilarious images, patterns, illustrations, and expressions? Our slogan socks are a real scream.

    Socks with statements such as: ‘I Don’t Care I’m High’; ‘Running Late, Again’ and ‘I Gave A F*ck Once’ are all part of the collection but there’s heaps more with close to 50 different designs in a variety of different colours.

    Funky Socks

    Our socks aren’t just funny, they’re funky too! It’s not all about the message, the joke, the laugh. They look great too! There’s an infinite array of bright colours, pastels and cool artist designed illustrations which means these bad boys will look great with pants, skirt, dress or shorts!

    Crazy Socks

    Some of our socks are on the crazy side, but that’s the way we like it! Some may say “offensive”, but we prefer the term “bonkers”. Look, you might not want to buy some of these novelty socks for kids or your grandma, but pretty much everyone else with a sense of humour will appreciate them. 

    You could really call us Yellow Socktopus!