Legendary Aussie Bogan Games & Gifts
The dictionary of Aussie slang defines an Aussie bogan as unsophisticated. But your Aussie bogan mates will take that…. It’s not a slight, it’s a badge of honour. Really, it just means they don’t take themselves too seriously and love to have fun and love a laugh. That’s why we have an awesome range of Aussie bogan gifts and bogan games. This selection gifts and gadgets were handpicked for the Aussie bogan.
If there’s one thing we know about an Aussie bogan, it’s that bogans love beer. They work hard and play hard. So, at the end of the day, your Aussie bogan gifts like beer bongs, inflatable beer buckets, giant beer glass, novelty bottle opener, classic beer mugs or a six piece glass set will let him indulge one of his favourite pastimes.
Beer and laughter go hand in hand. So give them Aussie bogan gifts that take the piss. What about arse/face soap? Or Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Soap? They’re perfect for the Aussie bogan groin scratcher.
And what Aussie bogan doesn’t rate himself as a great lover? All these cracking Aussie bogan gifts will have the ladies rolling their eyes. A ring for sex bell? Keep ringing. Coffee in a heat changing strip mug? Bring it on. Furry love handcuffs? What a sexy way to say you’ve captured my heart? Or challenge the odds with glowing love dice? Then again, Maybe Fifty Sheds of Grey is closer to the mark for your bogan lover. But if he’s completely hopeless, he can grow his own girlfriend.
Aussie bogans love bogan games. You’ve had a beer and a laugh so let the games begin. Is it just me or is it hot in here? Oh, here’re my Strip Poker Cards. How about a trunk of 8 of the all-time greatest drinking games? Cheers to that. And what Aussie bogan builder wouldn’t enjoy a stacking tower drinking game.? Or F#ck The Game? That’ll finish an Aussie bogan night off with a bang.
Finally, you can’t be a true blue Aussie bogan without being a practical joker. Gift your Aussie bogan a super sized whoopee cushion, unicorn poo bath bombs, a WTF Slammer Button, a hidden spider in a cup, or wearable drink mats. But be alert, it could backfire.
So your Aussie bogan mates will love the Aussie bogan gifts and Aussie bogan games and love the fact that what you love about them is their endearing boganness.