Legendary Aussie Bogan Games, Gifts & Gags
The dictionary of Aussie slang defines an Aussie bogan as unsophisticated. But your Aussie bogan mates will take that…. It’s not a slight, it’s a badge of honour. Really, it just means they don’t take themselves too seriously and love to have fun and love a laugh. That’s why we have an awesome range of Aussie bogan gifts and bogan games. This selection gifts and gadgets were handpicked for the Aussie bogan.
If there’s one thing we know about an Aussie bogan, it’s that bogans love beer. They work hard and play hard. So, at the end of the day, your Aussie bogan gifts like beer bongs, inflatable beer buckets, giant beer glass, novelty bottle opener, classic beer mugs or a six piece glass set will let him indulge one of his favourite pastimes.
Beer and laughter go hand in hand. So give them Aussie bogan gifts that take the piss. What about arse/face soap? Or Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Soap? They’re perfect for the Aussie bogan groin scratcher.
And what Aussie bogan doesn’t rate himself as a great lover? All these cracking Aussie bogan gifts will have the ladies rolling their eyes. A ring for sex bell? Keep ringing. Coffee in a heat changing strip mug? Bring it on. Furry love handcuffs? What a sexy way to say you’ve captured my heart? Or challenge the odds with glowing love dice? Then again, Maybe Fifty Sheds of Grey is closer to the mark for your bogan lover. But if he’s completely hopeless, he can grow his own girlfriend.
Aussie bogans love bogan games. You’ve had a beer and a laugh so let the games begin. Is it just me or is it hot in here? Oh, here’re my Strip Poker Cards. How about a trunk of 8 of the all-time greatest drinking games? Cheers to that. And what Aussie bogan builder wouldn’t enjoy a stacking tower drinking game.? Or F#ck The Game? That’ll finish an Aussie bogan night off with a bang.
Finally, you can’t be a true blue Aussie bogan without being a practical joker. Gift your Aussie bogan a super sized whoopee cushion, unicorn poo bath bombs, a WTF Slammer Button, a hidden spider in a cup, or wearable drink mats. But be alert, it could backfire.
10 Bloody Ripper Jokes For Bogans
Sometimes the best thing you can give a bogan is a laugh. So here are 10 ripper Aussie jokes...
1. You know you’re a hipster bogan when your coffee machine costs more than your washing machine.
2. What’s the difference between Helen Keller and a bogan? She got famous for not being able to read.
3. Want to hear a joke about the construction industry in Australia? Too bad, they’re still working on it.
4. What do bogans call duct tape? Chrome.
5. What are the only two seasons a bogan can name? Football and cricket.
6. Why did Tasmanians evolve to grow two heads? So they can have an intelligent conversation when they visit the mainland.
7. What is 10 metres long and has 37 teeth? A bus full of bogans.
8. What do you call a farting Aussie? Ned Smelly.
9. What do you call an Aussie with 100 girlfriends? A farmer.
10. You know you’re in Australia when you’re surprised the train arrives on time.
Classic Bogan Slang
If you want to find bogan games and gifts they'll love, you need to be able to speak their language. So here are 10 clasic Aussie slang words...
1. Argy-Bargy = A Fight
2. Barbie = A BBQ
3. Bloody Oath = Absolutely True
4. Budgie Smugglers = Bathers
5. What’s The John Dory? = What’s The Story?
6. She’ll Be Right = It’ll Be Okay
7. Pull Ya Head In = Stop Acting Unreasonable
8. Mate’s Rates = Discount For Friends
9. Howzit goin’? = How Are You Going?
10. Fair Crack Of The Whip = Give It A Fair Go
So your Aussie bogan mates will love the Aussie bogan gifts and Aussie bogan games and love the fact that what you love about them is their endearing boganness.