<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">These chocolates are the best treat ever. It’s fun and yum. They make us laugh and are delicious. Firstly, every novelty bar of chocolate we sell is hilarious. There is ‘Emergency Chocolate’, ‘Marital Bliss’ chocolate, and ‘Man Flu’ chocolate. And it’s all made from high-quality milk, dark, and white chocolate. Want some?</span></p>
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<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Top 10 chocolates:</span></p>
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<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/emergency-chocolate-bar-milk-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Emergency Chocolate Bar | Milk Chocolate</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/oral-pleasure-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Oral Pleasure Chocolate</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/no-weight-gain-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">No Weight Gain Chocolate</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/mad-millie-raw-dark-chocolate-kit" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Mad Millie Dark Chocolate Making Kit</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/thanks-for-putting-up-with-my-sh-t-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">"Thanks For Putting Up With My Sh#t" Milk Chocolate</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/marital-bliss-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Marital Bliss Chocolate</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/thank-you-chocolate-bar" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Thank You Chocolate Bar</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/wombat-poo-chocolate-cubes" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Wombat Poo Chocolate Cubes</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/man-flu-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Man Flu Dark Chocolate</span></a></li>
<li style="font-weight: 400;"><a href="https://www.yellowoctopus.com.au/products/fair-dinkum-milk-chocolate" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"><span style="font-weight: 400;">Fair Dinkum Milk Chocolate</span></a></li>
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Chocolates

These chocolates are the best treat ever. It’s fun and yum. They make us laugh and are delicious. Firstly, every novelty bar of chocolate we sell is hilarious. There is ‘Emergency Chocolate’, ‘Marital Bliss’ chocolate, and ‘Man Flu’... Read More

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Chocolates

Deliciously hilarious novelty chocolate bars

Need some sweetness in your life? Some hilariously funny sweetness? Check out our selection of novelty chocolate bars. These aren’t your standard run-of-the-mill choccy bars—they’re better.

Normally it’s all about what’s inside the wrapping, but these chocolate gifts are about what’s on the inside and on the outside. The hilarious messages on the wrapping make these chocolate bars a novelty sensation and perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth and a sense of humour.

Whether they're celebrating a birthday, they've gone out of their way to help you or you just sense they might need a bit of a pick me up, there's a perfectly packaged chocolate gift for them at Yellow Octopus.

Delicious chocolates say it best

Do you know a friend or family member that lives and breathes chocolate? One of those people who simply can’t resist a few squares of that cocoa gold? Is that person also a bit of a joker? Then we have the perfect thing for them. These impeccably designed 100 gram chocolate bars with novelty packaging. There is a message to suit every situation:
- The Bochox Chocolate, a playful tongue-in-cheek take on ‘Botox’ with 70% Cocoa Dark Chocolate.
- The Emergency Chocolate Bar for every one of life's little tragedies.
- The HAPPY Chocolate Bar containing 1000 mg of happy.
- The Chocolate Survival Kit containing 100g of Bloomsberry Milk Chocolate.
- The naughty Oral Pleasure bar is tantalisingly tasty.
- The Marital Bliss bar with 50% hers and 50% his.
- The Thankyou Bar – a perfect chocolate gift for someone who deserves it.
- The Man Flu chocolate bar for when your man is having trouble getting off the couch.
- The ‘Thank You For Putting Up With My Sh#t’ bar for that special someone.

Chocolates make an awesome novelty present

Not only do we have plenty of real, edible chocolate, we also have heaps of other gifts for chocolate lovers. There is Donut Socks, a Cake Decorating Tool and more. Whether you’re after a kris kringle gift, birthday present, or something for your partner, you’ll find an awesome chocolate gift right here. 

At Yellow Octopus, you can get high-quality chocolate with hilarious packaging. They are awesome gifts that any chocoholic will love. They’re fun and yum.