DO YOU KNOW A CRAZY CAT LADY? | Gifts For Cat Lovers Australia
Whether you’re a crazy cat lady yourself, or just looking for gifts for cat lovers, you’re sure to find the purrfect cat themed gift.
The Best Gifts For Cat Lovers Australia
Get these cat themed gifts and the feline fanatics will be feeling fantastic. You’re sure to find the best gifts for cat lovers Australia amongst these cat themed gifts. Whether it’s a relatable book, a mug for the morning, or cat adorned pillow, we have a huge range of gifts for cat lovers. They may seem over the top, and they may be for a ‘normal’ person. But for crazy cat ladies, these cat themed gifts are purrrrrfect.
How To Make A Crazy Cat Lady Costume
For Halloween this year, why not go as yourself? You know, as the crazy cat lady. Here’s what you need to complete an epic crazy cat lady costume:
- At least three cats on you. They can be real, but it’s easier to use stuffed cat toy animals. And they must be on your body at all times.
- A ratty bathrobe is a must. Preferably pink and with moth-holes in it.
- Slippers, of course. Again, preferably pink.
- A knitted shawl never hurts. The uglier the better.
- Cat earrings, a cat necklace, and anything else that has cats on it.
- Carry around a bag of cats.
- A litter scoop. It’s a little gross, but very authentic.
- Cat toys make it even better.
- To really go all out for your crazy cat lady costume; add some hair rollers.
So there you have it. Everything you need to make an epic crazy cat costume. Btw, if you found you already have all those items for a crazy cat lady… it’s pretty clear you won’t be only dressing in a crazy cat lady costume, you are a crazy cat lady.
The Crazy Cat Lady Joke Test
Maybe you’re not sure if you’re a crazy cat lady. You know you’re a feline fanatic, but hesitate to call yourself a crazy cat lady. Well, to help you uncover the truth, you can take the Crazy Cat Lady Joke Test. It works like this. You read some terribly unfunny jokes about cats. They’re the kind of jokes so bad that only a crazy cat lady would find funny. Ready?
- What is a cats way of keeping law & order?
- Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
- How do cats end a fight?
They hiss and make up.
- If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on?
- Why are cats better than babies?
Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
- What is the name of the unauthorised autobiography of the cat?
Hiss and Tell.
- Cats are like potato chips.
You can never have just one.
- I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.
- For a man to truly understand rejection…
he must first be ignored by a cat.
- These were great cat jokes…
Did you catch yourself chuckling? If so, the tests are clear. You’re a crazy cat lady. But don’t worry, there are thousands of crazy cat ladies like you admiring their adorable babies across Australia.
Crazy cat ladies are a rare breed themselves. You can’t guarantee how many cats they’ll end up with, but you can guarantee they’ll love these gifts for cat lovers.