Need a gift that takes the pi**? Novelty toilet paper Australia is not a shi**y gift. It’s an anti-shi**y gift. Literally. Novelty toilet paper Australia instantly brings everyone relief. No, not for that reason. It brings relief because in novelty toilet paper Australia you’ve found a cheeky gift. Although yes, it’s a relief in more ways than one for the lucky recipient. Why’s that you ask? There’ll be no more wasted moments. No more being bogged down with nothing to do. On the loo it’s now possible to complete a crossword, smash a Sudoku, learn a new joke, and crack a smile. Novelty toilet paper Australia as a gift is rolled gold.

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Need a gift that takes the pi**? Novelty toilet paper Australia is not a shi**y gift. It’s an anti-shi**y gift. Literally. Novelty toilet paper Australia instantly brings everyone relief. No, not for that reason. It brings relief because in novelty toilet paper Austr... Read More
Need a gift that takes the pi**? Novelty toilet paper Australia is not a shi**y gift. It’s an anti-shi**y gift. ... Read More

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End Toilet Boredom Thanks To Novelty Toilet Paper Australia

Nature holds you captive when she calls, so why not be captivated too? Novelty toilet paper Australia will have you completing crosswords as you sit on the throne. Just imagine, you’re sitting there. ‘Three down, seven letters; The inventor of the toilet.’ Ahh! Got it! Crapper. Thomas Crapper. Well done. You filled in the crossword and know where the term, “taking a crap” came from.

Perhaps sudokus are more to their liking. Novelty toilet paper Australia provides devilish puzzles for the porcelain. Now here’s the spooky fact. Sudoku is played on a grid of nine by nine squares. Guess on average how many squares a person uses when making a call of nature? That’s right, nine.

Toilet humour has for a long time had a bad wrap. It’s not cheap. It’s just a little bawdy. But you know that Dads love making everybody laugh. Novelty toilet paper Australia will guarantee to broaden his repertoire of jokes, if not your minds.

So here’s five classics toilet humour jokes:
> Did you hear that the police had their toilet stolen from their police station? At the moment they have nothing to go on.
> Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where's the p? Boy: "Half way down my leg."
> What did Spock find in the executive toilet? The captain’s log.
> Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack.
> Tissue paper sobbing to Toilet paper, “ So that’s my job. I’m so ashamed. By the way, what do you do?”

Novelty toilet paper Australia provides a purpose when pooping. If we had novelty toilet paper Australia in every toilet, perhaps there’d be less graffiti. Though the cleverest of toilet graffiti takes some beating. Here’s some hilarious toilet graffiti:
> Things I hate. Vandalism, Irony, Lists.
> In a university toilet: If tuition fees go up every year, why do we still have 1 ply toilet paper?
> How much does a hipster weigh? One Instagram.
> Scotty don’t beam me up while I’m taking a crap
> For a good time… Go to a zoo.
> Dance like nobody's watching. Poop like nobody is here.
> Loud, smelly, bad lighting. Won’t be back.
> I think I’ll wait ‘til I get home
> Plz don’t write on the walls. Thanx.
> We vandalize things that aren’t ours with quotes we didn’t write.

Finally, you’ve splashed out and bought them novelty toilet paper Australia. So let’s put a few lines on their card. Play around with all the keywords and you’ll come up with something like this:
“You go to the dunny, so let the countdown begin,
As minutes drag on, we’re sure you fell in.
But you waste not a minute, And as you exit we heard,
How clever am I? Nailed another crossword.”

So give novelty toilet paper Australia as a gift to anyone for any occasion.