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Buy A Boat For Over 50k (& More Outlandish Gifts)
Some say the best way to invest 50k in Australia is in some stocks, the bank, or a house. Is it though? Or is it better to spend that dough on a Killer Whale Submarine, The BBQ Boat, The Hot Tub Boat, a Water Powered Jet Pack or a fire orange Chopper? Exactly. When you look at it like that, how can you not spend 50k on a novelty submarine? And don’t worry. If 50k is on the cheap side for you, there are a few options for you over 100k and even 200k. After all, if you’re going to buy a boat, you may as well buy the most expensive boat.
Are You Planning To Buy A Boat? Then Buy The Most Expensive Boat!
Are you looking to buy a boat? Don’t settle for a bathtub and an outboard motor. If you’re going to buy a boat, do it right. Go all the way. Buy an incredible boat that will turn heads in the mariner and be the envy of all. Imagine cruising down the Murray River in a Hot Tub Boat, or imagine surfacing in the Sydney harbour next to a tourist boat cruise in your Killer Whale Submarine. If you’re going to buy a boat, don’t buy one that’ll only turn heads. Buy a boat that will drop jaws and leave people in awe. And sure, 50k or 100k may sound expensive, but you have to put it in perspective. Some people spend hundreds of millions of dollars on superyachts to impress people. But with your 50k you can buy a boat that won’t only impress but astonish. That sounds like a good deal, right?
Is Spending 50k Or 100k On A Boat A Waste Of Money?
Spending 50k or 100k on a boat is a good deal to some, yet others claim it is a waste of money. But really, how can you compare mere money to the absolute fun of a Water Powered Jetpack? It’s a bargain at twice the price! Okay, okay. These boats and bikes may be completely outlandish, but isn’t that why we love them? Aren’t we looking to inspire and spread some joy in the world? These 50k and 100k boats and bikes may not be cheap, but you have to admit, they’re incredible.
These outlandish gifts and gadgets are ready to make Aussie’s heads turn and jaws drop. So if you’re going to buy a boat, buy one that will put a smile on everyone's face.