The Best Poop Emoji Gifts & Poop Games
Some people like to pretend they don’t poop. That poop doesn’t exist. That their food magically evaporates. But it’s a fact of life we all deal with. As Oprah Winfrey said, “Everybody looks at their poop.”
People often say poop emoji gifts are immature and vulgar. But really, that’s just 99% of poop emoji gifts giving the rest a bad name.
Poop emoji gifts and poop games are the best gift to give. When you give someone a poop emoji gift, you’re really giving them the gift of laughter. And we all know that laughter is the best medicine (unless you have diarrhoea).
Toilet humour is something that seems to run in families. Father’s pass it onto sons, and mothers to daughters through the toilet humour and poop gifts they share with them. Toilet humour, like diarrhoea, is hereditary - it runs in your genes.
Toilet humour is a universal language. A fart is funny in every language. These poop emoji gifts are hilarious to the young and to the old. Forget poop jokes - they’re too corny. Poop games and gifts are the best way to share your love of toilet humour. Poop gifts are like clown farts - they’re the funniest.
We all loved receiving poop emoji gifts when we were kids, from whoopee cushions to fake poop. But just like toilet paper, we didn’t really appreciate what we had until it was gone. Well, now we know for a fact just how hilariously silly (and awesome) they are, we can make the most of sharing these funny poop gifts.
We all know that giving someone a poop gift makes their mouth open wide in laughter. But there’s something ironic going on when you say the word ‘poop’. What is it? When you’re saying poop, your mouth is making the same shape your bumhole makes when you do a poop. Okay, that’s a little gross. But this is grosser: the same is true for the phrase ‘explosive diarrhoea’. Yeah, I warned you it was grosser.
Poop gifts thankfully are more hilarious than gross. While the best gifts, like constipation may not have come out yet, you won’t find any better poop gifts anywhere else. Our range of poop presents are for hilarious Aussies who appreciate some toilet humour and an epic poop gift.