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    Depressed Pencils

    Sharp&Blunt
    Feeling dull? Like life is just too drawn out?
    $14.99

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    • Quality HB pencil set printed with punny messages

    • Includes phrases like "You wear me down"

    • Set of 6 enclosed in a box perfect for gifting

    Estimated Delivery Times

    Standard shipping:
    3-8 Business Days
    Express shipping:
    1-2 Business Days

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    Details

    DEPRESSED PENCILS HB PENCIL SET

    A set of pencils dark and grey,
    both in message and the colour they display.
    They draw just like a pencil should,
    and are made of grey lead and some kind of wood.

    Printed to match the sullen mood,
    of your friend who's just an emo dude. 
    Give these pencils as a subtle jibe,
    that you're tired of their depressing vibe.

    FEATURES

    • Set of 6 high quality HB greylead pencils
    • Each features a dark wordplay message:
      You're just going to write me off
      You wear me down
      I'm not as sharp as I used to be
      In time I'll be pointless
      I used to be a mighty oak
      I'm easily broken

    SPECIFICATIONS

    • They are grey
    • They are lead
    • They are pencils

    Additional Information

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    Case Colour No

    SHIPPING & DELIVERY

    • Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a normal business day are dispatched the same-day.
       
    • All orders are dispatched from our Melbourne warehouse.

    • Yes, we deliver to PO Boxes!
       
    • Yes, pick-up is available at our store. Please select 'Click & Collect' at checkout and your order will be ready within 2 business hours.
      Our store address is: 244 Wickham Road, Moorabbin, Victoria 3189.

       
    • Please note that delivery times are calculated from the day of dispatch, not the day of ordering.


    $7.99 STANDARD SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER
    (FREE FOR ORDERS ABOVE $100)

    3-8 business days.

    Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery if you are in Northern Territory or non-Metro Western Australia.
     

    $14.99 EXPRESS SHIPPING

    1-2 business days.

    Western Australia and Northern Territory Customers:
    Please allow additional days for delivery if you outside the Australia Post National Express Network.
    For customers in Perth, the Australia Post Express Network only covers the postcodes 6000-6005 and 6800-6899. For more details, click here.

     

    $19.99 WANT IT NOW: SAME DAY DELIVERY WITHIN MELBOURNE METRO

    Order before 2pm on a business day and receive it the same day.

    Available only in Melbourne Metro areas within the M80 Ring Road and M3. For more details, click here.

     

    $69 INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

    We ship to the following countries:

    Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda,  British Virgin Islands, Brunei, Canada, Cayman Islands, Costa Rica, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guam, Guernsey, Haiti, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Isle of Man, Isreal, Italy, Japan, Jersey, Kuwait, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Macau SAR, Maldives, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Norfolk Island, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United Arab Emirates, USA, U.S. Outlying Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Vanuatu, Vatican City.

     

    100 DAY FREE RETURNS

    We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described, damaged, or simply unloved. Just contact us here so we can provide you with our free returns address.

    If you have had a change of heart, we can only accept your product if it’s in its original packaging and in resalable condition, we will also refund you fully for the cost of the returned item but not for the original shipping costs. If you require a refund for a damaged or faulty product, we will refund you fully for the cost of the item as well as the shipping charges incurred upon initial purchase.   

     

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