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    Chocolates

    Need some sweetness in your life? Some hilariously funny sweetness? Check out our selection of novelty chocolate bars. These aren’t your standard run-of-the-mill choccy bars thought, they’re different…Normally it’s all about what’s inside the wrapping, but these chocolate gifts are about what’s on the inside and on the outside. The hilarious messages on the wrapping make these chocolate bars a novelty sensation and perfect for anyone with a sweet tooth and a sense of humour.

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    Bochox Chocolate

    Bochox Chocolate

    $8.99
    The quasi remedy to the signals of old age!...
    Man Flu Milk Chocolate

    Man Flu Milk Chocolate

    $8.99
    The original Man Flu remedy. ...
    Girth Control Chocolate

    Girth Control Chocolate

    $8.99
    Love your wide girth? keep it that way....
    No Weight Gain Chocolate

    No Weight Gain Chocolate

    $8.99
    Eat chocolate, never get fat! Hooray...
    Oral Pleasure Chocolate

    Oral Pleasure Chocolate

    $8.99
    Seductively sweet!...
    Happy Chocolate

    Happy Chocolate

    $8.99
    The well of happiness contained in milk chocolate form...
    Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar

    Happy Birthday Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Chocolate party!...
    You Are My # 1 Chocolate Bar

    You Are My # 1 Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Show your sweet how sweet you think they are with the sweetest gift of all - chocolate!...
    Emergency Chocolate Bar | Dark Chocolate

    Emergency Chocolate Bar | Dark Chocolate

    $8.99
    Emergency, emergency! Dark chocolate needed...
    Marital Bliss Chocolate

    Marital Bliss Chocolate

    $8.99
    Married life is equal...sometimes!...
    New Emergency Chocolate Bar | Milk Chocolate

    Emergency Chocolate Bar | Milk Chocolate

    $8.99
    Emergency measures must be initiated - deploy the Emergency Chocolate!...
    I Love You Chocolate Bar

    I Love You Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Lovebirds will love this one
    I LOVE (chocolate... but) U (aren't getting any)...
    Chocolate Survival-Kit Bar

    Chocolate Survival-Kit Bar

    $8.99
    Survive...with Chocolate!...
    Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar

    Shopping Survival Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Shopping is a girl best friend...
    Chocolate Boyfriend Bar

    Chocolate Boyfriend Bar

    $8.99
    Who needs a man?? Not you!...
    Get Well Now! Chocolate Bar

    Get Well Now! Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Chocolate cures all ails ...
    Chocolate and Chill Chocolate Bar

    Chocolate and Chill Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Who needs a man when you have chocolate...
    New  It's A Boy! Celebratory Milk Chocolate

    It's A Boy! Celebratory Milk Chocolate

    $8.99
    A bouncing baby boy is here, and chocolate is better for you than beer!...
    New Thanks Dark Chocolate Bar

    Thanks Dark Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    What's better than a simple thank you? A Dark Chocolate thank you!...
    Instant Gratification Chocolate

    Instant Gratification Chocolate

    $8.99
    Gratification wanted.. Get it instantaneously!...
    Choc-er-cise Chocolate Bar

    Choc-er-cise Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Leg warmers not included!...
    "It's a Gift & It's Chocolate" Chocolate Bar

    "It's a Gift & It's Chocolate" Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    That's right - it's a gift and it's chocolate!...
    New BellaBerry 'It's A Girl!' Celebratory Chocolate Bar

    BellaBerry 'It's A Girl!' Celebratory Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Give the gift of a sweet treat to celebrate the birth of a little lady everyone's excited to meet!...
    Thank You Chocolate Bar

    Thank You Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    Giving thanks can be oh so delicious!...
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    Emotional Rescue Chocolate Bar

    Emotional Rescue Chocolate Bar

    $8.99
    A hug for your tastebuds...
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    Novelty Chocolate Bars Are Perfect Gifts

    Do you know a friend or family member that lives and breathes chocolate? One of those people who simply can’t resist a few squares of that cocoa gold? Is that person also a bit of a joker? Then we have the perfect thing for them. These impeccably designed 100 gram chocolate bars with novelty packaging.

    There is a message to suit every situation.

    1)   Bochox Chocolate – A playful tongue in cheek take on ‘Botox’ with 70% Cocoa Dark Chocolate

    2)   Instant Gratification Chocolate Bar

    3)   The HAPPY Chocolate Bar containing 1000mg of happy

    4)   The Chocolate Survival Kit containing 100g of Bloomsberry Milk Chocolate

    5)   The naughty Oral Pleasure bar

    6)   The Marital Bliss bar with 50% hers and 50% his

    7)   The Thankyou Bar – a perfect chocolate gift for someone who deserves it

    8)   Shark Bait Novelty Chocolate Bar for when you find yourself in trouble with a toothed friend

    9)   Forget Netflix. How about Chocolate and Chill. BYO Chill

    10) The ‘I Love You’ bar for that special someone

    Novelty Chocolate Gifts

    Not only do we have plenty of real, edible chocolate, we also have heaps of other gifts for chocolate lovers. Take for example the Chocolate Molecule Mug or the Giant Chocolate Donut Bean Bag.

    For those who need a cocoa hit fast, why not try the Cake in a Mug which will take you from zero to chocolate cake in 3 minutes straight.

    Then of course there is the Nutella Cook Book with 30 awesome Nutella recipes that you can try out at home.

    Everyone knows a chocoholic, so reward them next time it’s their birthday or at Christmas. Our novelty chocolate bars are cheap and cheerful, which means they make for a perfect Kris Kringle gift or stocking stuffer.

    Specially Designed Gift Boxes Make Chocolate Gift-Worthy

    There are simply thousands of people who would love to receive chocolate as a gift. But the problem is that giving them a block of Cadbury just feels a little bit cheap. And let’s be honest, it’s more of an Easter thing.

    But it doesn’t have to be this way. You can get high quality chocolate with hilarious packaging which are awesome, affordable gifts that any chocoholic will love.