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    No Weight Gain Chocolate

    Yellow Octopus
    Eat chocolate, never get fat! Hooray
    $8.99

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    • The remedy for fatties

    • For use by authorised confectionaries

    • Get roley poley and be happy about it

    Estimated Delivery Times

    Standard shipping:
    3-8 Business Days
    Express shipping:
    1-2 Business Days

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    NO WEIGHT GAIN CHOCOLATE

    Eating buckets of chocolate and not putting on one ounce of fat? Not possible! Until today.  We have the right to stuff ourselves with food of the cocoa variety and not worry about our expanding waistlines and ever-diminishing attractiveness.  In fact, why not give up worrying about a wide girth all together?  Now you can, the No Weight Gain chocolate bar is a treat and a half for anyone looking to not only stay slim and beautiful but consume as much junk food as possible in the process.  Use this bar incorrectly however and it may lead to a nasty consumption addiction and add an influx of fat to your mid-section!  Thats not sexy at all, so keep it out of reach of chocoholics.

     

    FEATURES

    • The remedy for fatties
    • For use by authorised confectionaries
    • Get roley poley and be happy about it

    SPECIFICATIONS

    • 100gms Premium Milk Chocolate
    • 30% cocoa
    • Store in a cool dry place
    • Dimensions: 15.5cm (L) x 7.5cms (W) x 1cms (H)

    Additional Information

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    SHIPPING & DELIVERY

    • Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a normal business day are dispatched the same-day.
       
    • All orders are dispatched from our Melbourne warehouse.

    • Yes, we deliver to PO Boxes!
       
    • Due to safety and insurance reasons, our warehouse has no public access and orders cannot be picked up.
       
    • Please note that delivery times are calculated from the day of dispatch, not the day of ordering.


    $7.99 STANDARD SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER
    (FREE FOR ORDERS ABOVE $100)

    3-8 business days.

    Please allow up to 2 weeks for delivery if you are in Northern Territory or non-Metro Western Australia.
     

    $14.99 EXPRESS SHIPPING

    1-2 business days.

    Western Australia and Northern Territory Customers:
    Please allow additional days for delivery if you outside the Australia Post National Express Network.
    For customers in Perth, the Australia Post Express Network only covers the postcodes 6000-6005 and 6800-6899. For more details, click here.

     

    $19.99 WANT IT NOW: SAME DAY DELIVERY WITHIN MELBOURNE METRO

    Order before 2pm on a business day and receive it the same day.

    Available only in Melbourne Metro areas within the M80 Ring Road and M3. For more details, click here.

     

    $69 INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING

    We ship to the following countries:

    Austria, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bermuda,  British Virgin Islands, Brunei, Canada, Cayman Islands, Costa Rica, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Gibraltar, Greece, Greenland, Guam, Guernsey, Haiti, Honduras, Hong Kong, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Isle of Man, Isreal, Italy, Japan, Jersey, Kuwait, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Macau SAR, Maldives, Netherlands, Netherlands Antilles, New Caledonia, New Zealand, Norfolk Island, Norway, Portugal, Singapore, South Korea, Sweden, Switzerland, United Kingdom, United Arab Emirates, USA, U.S. Outlying Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, Vanuatu, Vatican City.

     

    100 DAY FREE RETURNS

    We will happily provide you with a free return, replacement or refund if your product is faulty, incorrect, not as described, damaged, or simply unloved. Just contact us here so we can provide you with our free returns address.

    If you have had a change of heart, we can only accept your product if it’s in its original packaging and in resalable condition, we will also refund you fully for the cost of the returned item but not for the original shipping costs. If you require a refund for a damaged or faulty product, we will refund you fully for the cost of the item as well as the shipping charges incurred upon initial purchase.   

     

    ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?

    We'll love to help! Please contact us here.