50 Shades of Grey Pencils

  • Set of 6 greylead pencils in 2H, H, F, HB, B and 2B shades
  • Not 50 of them, but close
  • They're sexy, in a greylead pencil kind of way
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The pencils in this set of 6 50 Shades of Grey Pencils are guaranteed to never write anything as badly as E.L James, which should be reason enough to buy them. But if it isn't, rest assured they'll write as smoothly as dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something.


  • Set of 6 greylead pencils of varying greyness
  • Messages printed on pencils include "grey" and "very grey"
  • Pencils can be used to draw, shade or chew on sexily
  • Watch out you don't get grey all over your mouth, though
  • Yes: I went there


  • Shades: 2H, H, F, HB, B and 2B
  • There are not actually 50: Please don't be the dude who asks why there aren't actually 50
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