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NOTEBOOK FOR GRUMPS
Do you have a friend who's perpetually annoyed,
whose spirits are rarely (if ever) buoyed?
Who whines and complains day in and day out
and loves nothing more than to sulk and pout?
This notebook has been specially designed
to cater to the needs of such a girl or guy.
So give them the gift of grumpy expression
in the form of this gripe-ready notebook selection.
Its got 96 lined pages and a gloomy cover
perfectly suited to misery-lovers.
They can scribble their troubles to their heart's content
and bonus: you won't ever again have to listen to them vent!
And if that sounds good, why not make 100% sure you'll never have to hear their nonesense again by filling their mouth with Grump Mints! Specially formulated to be extra delicious, so they'll be too busy writing and eating mints to whine to you. Yay!
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(within Australia).
$8.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99.
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$16.99 Flat Rate.
► Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
$21.99 Flat Rate.
► Same Day Dispatch
Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.
► 100 Days Money Back Guarantee
Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.
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