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Continue ShoppingFor far too long, the only real choices in male swimsuit have been the iconic bronzed lifesaver's budgie smugglers and the equally legendary and much-too-modest surfer's boardies. Who would have thought, a humble journalist from Kazakhstan could revolutionise, and dare we say it, "liberate" male swim fashion?!
What can we say, except...verrry niize!
Who could forget their first exposure to the mankini? Was it the fluoro colour? The 'definition' it gave to various body parts unashamed love of body hair, that burned the image into our retinas? That unforgettable vision is now yours to enjoy in the privacy of your own home, at parties, or heaven-forbid – public beaches (depending on local bylaws).
Its over-the-shoulder design means you'll never lose your modesty when dumped by a wave. Its fluoro tones will make you highly visible to lifeguards (particularly against pale white skin). And let's face it, that nothing-left-to-the-imagination cut could very well lead to many more 'sexy times'. Who could resist such a vision in green? Particularly when teamed with beige socks and leather shoes. High-five!
The Borat's Mankini is here to change (and reveal) male swimwear (or should we say manscape) forever.
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