Christmas Prank Coal - Looks Like Designer Jewellery!

In Stock
  • A piece of coal
  • Beautifully gift-boxed
  • Two sizes to choose from
  • Perfect for ruining Christmas
  • Read More

    Order in the next to ship out

    Free shipping Over $99
    Calculate Delivery times Enter postcode
    $7.99 Standard shipping
    3-8 Business Days
    $16.99 Express shipping
    1-2 Business Days



    "She really thought I was going to propose! And then she opened it, saw the coal, and punched me in the face... and then she cried...  YOLO! Totally worth it!"  - Darren, newly single

    ""Maybe next year Debbie from Accounting will buy her own f*cking pens. Definitely a Kris Kringle win!" 
    - Alicia, newly unemployed 

    Feeling coal-hearted? Well, we've got the perfect gift choice for you.  

    Joque Cóal is a piece of coal (yes, actual coal) impeccably packaged in a gift box with silver leaf embossing, the whole shebang cleverly crafted to resemble a high end gift.


    The (un)lucky recipient will be impressed with the elegant, designer look of their gift box, eagerly lifting the lid on what they’ll expect to be something thoughtful, expensive and altogether not a piece of coal.


    And there, nestled in delicate silver tissue will be a primo piece of flammable black rock, the stuff of stocking-filler legend, accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity confirming its Vegan, Gluten-free, Cruelty-free and Ethically-sourced status. 

    Joque Cóal comes in
    two pranktacular styles

      Think You’re Getting An Expensive Timeless Gift But It’s Just Coal LOL’ 
    Designer Watch Box

  • Box is 9 x 7.5 cms
  • Black
  • High end designer look & feel 
  • Silver leaf embossed 'Joque Cóal' logo
  • 1 piece of coal (size & weight of coal may vary)
  • 'Think You're About To Get Engaged But It's Just A Piece of Coal LOL' 
    Designer Ring Box

  • Box is 5 x 5 x 5 cms
  • Dark blue
  • High end designer look & feel 
  • Silver leaf embossed 'Joque Cóal' logo
  • 1 piece of coal (size & weight of coal may vary)

    This is haute hoodwinkery; high-end tomfoolery; gag gifting for only the most discerning and ballsy of Christmas tricksters. 

    Exclusive to Yellow Octopus and available NOW, Joque Cóal is sure to be the hottest prank pressie of the silly season. 

    Share & Win! Share your Joque Cóal gifting images and videos to Facebook, Instagram and Twitter using the hashtag #PrankCoal and go in the running to win a $100 Yellow Octopus Gift Voucher!



    You May Also Like

    Shipping & Returns

    ►  Standard Shipping (3-8 Business Days):
    for orders over $99.
    $7.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99. 

    ►  Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days):
    $16.99 Flat Rate.


    ►  Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
    $19.99 Flat Rate.

    ►  Same Day Dispatch
    Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.

    ►  100 Days Money Back Guarantee
    Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.

    ►  Haven't found the answers you seek? Head over to our FAQs page or our Shipping & Returns page.

    Talk to a real human

    (03) 8684 9079

    Monday - Friday, 9am - 6pm AEST

    Or come & visit our Melbourne retail store