Control Your Family Mouth Spray

  • Get ready for mind control
  • Never do the dishes again!
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Lunch with extended family this Christmas should be a blast…should be, right? Uncle Ron will be there with his atrocious jokes. Your brother and his kids, the ones that are tyrants. As a matter of fact, large family celebrations evoke feelings of uncontrollable fear or dread in some. As for everyone else who has some ‘Control your family’ spray, they possess the most grandiose feelings of supremacy. Take the upper hand, regulate the family dinners and assert authority of your out of control nieces and nephews once and for all. One spray with the minty vaporizer and they’ll be putty in your hands, never repeat a simple request again! Just in the nick of time for Christmas.


  • Get ready for mind control
  • Never do the dishes again!
  • Contains 7.5mls
  • Mouth spray
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