Crime Scene Adhesive Bandages

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  • Tin includes 20 sterile adhesive bandages featuring Crime Scene Do Not Enter
  • They'll cover stings from 20 kamikaze bees or a bite from 1 cantankerous pony
  • Fixes any toddler's ouchie
  • Perfect for thieves, toddlers, and thieving toddlers

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CRIME SCENE ADHESIVE BANDAGES


Picture the scene, a 147­ year­ old lady named Ethel wandering down the road at the pace of an asthmatic ant. Lumbering past like a drunken King Kong is the notorious neighbourhood thug, Lil Pudgy, and he’s got danger in his eyes. Fearing the worst, Ethel pulls out her loaded semi­automatic Glock 17. Lil Pudgy gets quite the shock from this and promptly falls down a manhole.

I don’t know how often such a scenario happens but a Crime Scene Adhesive Bandage would cover his boo­boos and alert police to the seriousness of the situation all at once. They’re the perfect first aid for children, police, and criminals with a guilty conscience.


FEATURES

  • Tin includes 20 sterile adhesive bandages featuring “Crime Scene Do Not Enter”
  • They'll cover stings from 20 kamikaze bees or a bite from 1 cantankerous pony
  • Fixes any toddler's ouchie
  • Perfect for thieves, toddlers, and thieving toddlers

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Tin measures 76 x 19 mm
  • Fits in your purse, bum­bag or novelty over-sized wallet
  • Bandages measure 76mm x 25mm
  • Free prize inside!

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