DateNite™ Dark Chocolate Bar

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  • 70% Cocoa Dark Chocolate 100g“?
  • Prescribed by Love Doctors everywhere
  • Instructions: Break open, share passionately

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DATENITE™ DARK CHOCOLATE BAR


Are your date nights more dreary then delight? Have your romantic rendezvous turned into snooze-inducing interludes? Well, we have the prescription for some of what you've been missing: the DateNite™ Dark Chocolate Bar.

This specially formulated chocolate bar contains secret ingredients harvested from the hills of some mountain in some far off land that have been proven to increase intimacy, romance and libido in romance-starved test subjects by up to one million percent! Just ask them! (Oh no, they're off having sex. Sorry about that.)

Instructions for use: Break open on date night and share with your partner for delicious, passion-inducing goodness*

*Side effects may include: the shedding of clothes and/or inhibitions, intense feelings of amorousness, and procreation. DateNite™ will not be held responsible for the contraction of communicable diseases or conception of unwanted spawn as a result of the intense effects of the DateNite™ Dark Chocolate Bar.


FEATURES

  • Dark chocolately chocolate goodness
  • Specially formulated to heighten romance

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Ingredients: Cocoa mass, caster sugar, cocoa butter, emulsifiers (soy lecithin, 476), natural vanilla flavour. Cocoa Solids 70%. May contain traces of nuts
  • Warning: Use only as prescribed. Keep out of reach of chocoholics

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