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DE-MOTIVATIONAL PENCILS
Kill that aspiring desire. Burn that achievement yearn. Do away with the motivation of today to make way for the laying about and doing nothing vibes of tomorrow with De-Motivational Pencils - the implements to keep you impotent.
These pencils are printed with phrases of plucky pessimism - if there is such a thing - to remind you that things are hard and things will probably fail and things really, mostly, aren't worth the effort, so you probably shouldn't try. The phrases include:
This pencil set is smartly gift boxed, so if you know someone who needs a little de-motivation you know what to buy them to take the lead out of their pencil.
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