Don't Be A D#ck Chocolate

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  • The tastiest way to remind people not to be d#cks
  • Made in Australia with sustainably sourced cocoa
  • Great gag gift for the office
  • 100g bar of milk chocolate

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Sometimes you really need to let subtlety take a backseat and be frank with people. Got a coworker getting on your nerves? Your mate giving you a hard time about skipping the gym? Your sibling stole your clothes again?


Send them a not-so-gentle reminder to just not be such a d#ck. They can't get mad about it, because you're giving them chocolate. It's a baller move. 


Better yet, it's made right here in Australia with sugar from Queensland, milk from Australia and New Zealand, and sustainably sourced cocoa shipped in from Rainforest Alliance Certified farms around the world.


Basically the total opposite of being a d#ck. 



  • Rainforest alliance certified chocolate
  • A delicious (and hilarious) reminder
  • Great gift for a co-worker or the boss if you're brave
  • Made in Australia


  • Ingredients: 100gms Milk Chocolate (26% Cocoa)
  • Care Instructions: Store in a cool dry place
  • Dimensions: 15.5 (L) x 7.5 (W) x 1 (H) cms

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