Eat a Bag of Dicks Novelty Penis Gummy Candy

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  • Delicious gummy dicks
  • 142 grams of penisy delight
  • Perfect gift for besties or frenemies!
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    Nothing says "eat a bag of dicks" like a literal bag of dicks.

    Delicious, chewy gummy dicks in lemon, lime and watermelon flavours for that satisfying hit of gummy dick goodness. Gift a bag to your bestie who 'aint getting any; a bag to your frenemy who's getting wayyyy to much; and a bag to your boss, who just needs to eat a big hefty bag of them. 

    Each bag of dicks weighs about 142 grams, which equates to around 40ish dicks to be devoured by whomever you choose to bestow this penisy gift upon. 


    • Delicious gummy dicks
    • Lemon, lime & watermelon flavours
    • Perfect pressie for friends & frenemies!


    • Weight: 142 grams
    • IngredientsGlucose syrup, sorbitol, sugar, water, gelatin, acid treated starch, malic acid, citric acid, carnauba wax, artifical flavour, artificial colours
    • Dimensions: Each dick measures about 4 cms long. The bag of dicks measures 12.5 x 15 cms 

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