Eat A Dick: Chocolate Dick In A Box

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  • 100% Vegan milk chocolate penis
  • Beautifully gift boxed
  • Inside of box lid says: "Eat a Dick"
  • A penis-tastic prank pressie!
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    Dick Chocolate
    Has someone been dicking you around? Do you need to send a card, but just can't concockt the right message? 

    Eat a Dick says it all so you don't have to!

    Mouthwatering 100% Vegan milk chocolate fashioned into the shape of a veiny, anatomically correct penis and testicles, Eat a Dick can be sent anonymously as a phallicly fantastic gift for friends, family members, colleagues, bosses, ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, or anyone who deserves to eat a big delicious dick. 

    Gift packaged to perfection in a stylish floral print box for maximum shock value, with "Eat a Dick" emblazoned on the inside of the lid, Eat a Dick is sure to have you adickted to the thrill of prank gifting. 


    • Anatomically correct dick-shaped confection
    • Delicious 100% Vegan milk chocolate goodness
    • Beautifully gift boxed
    • Box is printed with "Eat a Dick" on inside of lid
    • The perfect prank penis pressie!


    • Dimensions: Gift box is approximately 15.5 x 7.5 x 4.5 cms. Dick is 11 cms long and 3 cms wide.
    • Ingredients: 100% dick-tastic VEGAN milk chocolate 
    • Care instructions: Keep in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. 

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