Congratulations! Eat A Dick: Gummy Dick In A Box

  • Beautifully gift boxed
  • Penis-tastic prank gift
  • Inside of box lid says: “Eat A Dick”
  • Delicious gummy
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CONGRATULATIONS! EAT A DICK: GUMMY DICK IN A BOX

 

This gift might be hard to swallow… but boy, is it delicious!

 

Check out the detail-oriented and cherry-flavoured Gummy Dick In A Box! On the cover of the gift box, you’ll find ‘Congratulations, you deserve it!’ emblazoned on it and when you open it, you’ll be delightfully surprised with an organic handmade gummy penis.

 

The anatomically correct penis and testicles are veiny and realistic – so if someone’s been dicking you around, this gift will defo say it all, so you don’t have to! Makes for a fantastic gift for a bachelorette party, Valentine's, birthday, a prank, or anyone who loves a big, delicious dick.

 

Gift packaged to perfection in a stylish geometric print box for maximum shock value, the Gummy Dick In A Box is sure to spread lots of hap-penis!

 

FEATURES

  • Beautifully gift boxed
  • Penis-tastic prank gift
  • Organic, hand-made gummy dong

 

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Dimensions (Dick): 15.8 x 3 cm
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