Eat A Dick: Dick Candy In A Box

$29.99
In Stock
  • Cola Flavoured Candy Dick
  • Anatomically correct dick-shaped confection (based on the USA national average size)
  • Delicious sugary taste
  • Beautifully gift boxed
  • Box is printed with "Eat a Dick" on inside of lid
  • The prank dick pressie sure to get a laugh!
  • Read More

    Order in the next to ship out

    Free shipping Over $99
    Calculate Delivery times Enter postcode
    $7.99 Standard shipping
    3-8 Business Days
    $16.99 Express shipping
    1-2 Business Days

    Description

    EAT A DICK: CANDY DICK IN A BOX - 100% SUGARY PENIS

    Ever been in a situation where you just want to tell someone to go 'Eat A Dick'? Yeah, same.

    Well now you can, in a less confronting and more hilarious way. Forget about metaphors, send someone a hard candy penis so they can literally suck down and eat it for reals. 

    The best part about this johnson is that it tastes 10x better than a regular human penis.  


    Just broken up with your cheating partner? 'Eat A Dick'. Been fired by your creepy boss? 'Eat A Dick'. Father's Day? 'Eat A Dick'. Ok, maybe not appropriate for the latter scenario. 

    But there are MANY occasions for which a candy penis is appropriate. Whether it's a joke between close friends, or a hilarious Kris Kringle gift. Someone always needs to be told to 'Eat A Dick'.


    Gift packaged to perfection in a stylish floral print box for maximum shock value, with "Eat a Dick" emblazoned on the inside of the lid, Eat a Dick is sure to have you adickted to the thrill of prank gifting. 


    FEATURES

    • Cola Flavoured Candy Dick
    • Anatomically correct dick-shaped confection (based on the USA national average size)
    • Delicious sugary taste
    • Beautifully gift boxed
    • Box is printed with "Eat a Dick" on inside of lid
    • The prank dick pressie sure to get a laugh!

    SPECIFICATIONS

    • Dimensions: Gift box is approximately 15.5 x 7.5 x 4.5 cms. Dick is 11 cms long and 3 cms wide. Serving size 30 grams.
    • Ingredients: 100% dick-fabulous sugar, glucose, water, citric acid and may include natural and artificial flavours and colours, titanium dioxide
    • Care instructions: Keep in a cool, dark place away from direct sunlight. 
    • Candy Produced By Sticky USA

    You May Also Like

    Shipping & Returns

    ►  Standard Shipping (3-8 Business Days):
    FREE 
    for orders over $99.
    $7.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99. 

    ►  Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days):
    $16.99 Flat Rate.

     

    ►  Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
    $21.99 Flat Rate.


    ►  Same Day Dispatch
    Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.


    ►  100 Days Money Back Guarantee
    Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.


    ►  Haven't found the answers you seek? Head over to our FAQs page or our Shipping & Returns page.

    Talk to a real human

    (03) 8684 9079

    Monday - Friday, 9am - 6pm AEST

    Or come & visit our Melbourne retail store