'Eat Sh#t': Chocolate Poo in a Box

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  • Poo-shaped chunk of milk chocolate
  • Stylishly gift boxed
  • Perfect pressie for bosses, enemies & frenemies
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    Sometimes, a card just doesn't quite say it. You need something with a little more impact... a little more 'wow'... a little more ju ne se poo... 

    You Need them to EAT SH#T!

    Ideal for piece of sh#t friends, enemies, family, foes, bosses, break-ups and everything in between, "Eat Sh#t" is a delicious piece of milk chocolate fashioned into the shape of a large, lumpy poo. 

    'Eat Sh#t' comes in a stylish gift box with Eat Sh#t printed on the inside of the lid, and The Dollop - A Personal Gift Made Just For You on the outside of the lid, to add to the sh#tty-wow-factor.

    Would you prefer they Eat A D#ck? We've got that covered!


    • Looks exactly like a big, gooey sh#t
    • Made from delicious milky chocolate 
    • Stylishly gift packaged for maximum shock value
    • Hilarious chocolate novelty gift 


    • Dimensions: Gift box is approximately 13 x 11 x 3.5 cms 
    • Ingredients: 100% sh#t-tastic milk chocolate
    • Care instructions: Keep in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. 


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