Emergency Chocolate Bar | Dark Chocolate

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  • Call an ambulance! We can't stop eating
  • Chocolate to the rescue
  • Feeling lovesick? Pop a square!

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There is a crisis unfolding and we are in need of a hero, a hero that'll feed me until the end of the night. It's gotta be strong and it's gotta be delicious and preferably a sweetness delight. We need a hero!

Emergency Chocolate is here to be the hero we need. Made from 70% delicious dark chocolate, this is the tall, dark hero here to save you from the dangers of low blood sugar and the tragedy of a lack of chocolate.


  • Call an ambulance! We can’t stop eating
  • Chocolate to the rescue
  • Feeling lovesick. Pop a square!


  • Ingredients:100gms Dark Chocolate (70% Cocoa)
  • Care Instructions: Store in a cool dry place
  • Dimensions: 15.5 (L) x 7.5 (W) x 1 (H) cms

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