Emergency Chocolate Bar | Milk Chocolate

$8.99
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  • 100g Milk Chocolate Bar
  • Packaging reads: Emergency Chocolate"
  • Hilarious novelty gift guaranteed to make them smile

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EMERGENCY CHOCOLATE BAR | MILK CHOCOLATE


EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY!

Can you hear the sirens wailing? The children crying? See the buildings burning? The crowds running? This is a situation that calls for only the most serious of emergency measures, and we have just the measure. Emergency Chocolate!

Emergency Chocolate is 100cc's (grams) of delicious milk chocolate formulated in our space-age emergency-chocolate-making lab to combat a variety of emergency feelings and situations. Give the gift of Emergency Chocolate!



FEATURES

  • Delicious sugary milk chocolate
  • Specifically formulated to counter lovesickness, cravings, exam stress
  • Great as a gift for a variety of emergency situations

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Dimensions: 15.5 (L) x 7.5 (W) x 1 (H) cm
  • Dosage: Consume until feelings of panic or sadness have subsided. Repeat if necessary.
  • Ingredients: 100g net Milk Chocolate

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