Grouchy Cat Fridge Magnet Poetry Kit

GROUCHY CAT FRIDGE MAGNET POETRY KIT


Fun fact: If you die in your house and your cat is locked in your house with you your cat will eat you.

Your dog? He'll stay by your side and mourn your loss. But your cat is going straight for your meaty innards the second you draw your last breath. Because, despite what they'd have you believe while they're curling themselves around your leg eagerly awaiting their next meal, cats are evil motherf**kers and they hate you.

So to celebrate grouchy cats and their lust for your blood we have for you today the Grouchy Cat Fridge Magnet Poetry Kit. Made by the creators of the Original Magnetic Poetry Kit, this kit is specifically themed to articulate how your cat feels about any number of things: You. The world. Life. Not getting fed 7456836 times a day. How annoying dogs are. How unfair it is that you make him/her sh*t in a litter box.

Stick them to your fridge and invite passersby to create any number of disdainful catty conversation-starters. Embrace the hate.


FEATURES

• Over 200 cat themed magnetic word tiles
• Words and phrases created guaranteed to radiate distain
• They stick to anything metallic! Fridges, filing cabinets etc
• Fun for parties and a unique language building tool

SPECIFICATIONS

• Warning: Contains small parts and bitter resentment. Keep away from small children.
• Contains: Over 200 magnetic cat themed word tiles included
• Package dimensions: 12 x 7.5 x 3 cm