Grow Your Own Girlfriend

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  • Perfect gag gift for a mate
  • Grow the perfect girl within 72 hours
  • Yes, she will not nag!

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Description

GROW A GIRLFRIEND

Looking for the girl of your dreams? Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water!

FEATURES

  • Perfect gag gift for a mate
  • Grow the perfect girl within 72 hours
  • Yes, she will not nag!


INSTRUCTIONS

1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing

2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C

3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand

4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size

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Orders place before 2pm AEST on a normal business day are dispatched the same-day. 

All orders are dispatched from our Melbourne warehouse.

Yes, we deliver to PO Boxes.

Please note that delivery times are calculated from the day of dispatch not the day of ordering.

$7.99 STANDARD SHIPPING ON YOUR ENTIRE ORDER (FREE FOR ORDER ABOVE $100)

Please allow 3-8 business days.
N.T. - 14 Days.

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