Grow Your Own Girlfriend

$6.99
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  • Perfect gag gift for a mate
  • Grow the perfect girl within 72 hours
  • Yes, she will not nag!

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GROW A GIRLFRIEND


    Looking for the girl of your dreams? Psst, want a girlfriend without the pesky dating, silly questions, nagging, jewelry and - gasp - mother-in-laws? With Grow A Girlfriend novelty toy, all you have to do is add water!

    FEATURES

    • Perfect gag gift for a mate
    • Grow the perfect girl within 72 hours
    • Yes, she will not nag!


    INSTRUCTIONS

    1. Put your girlfriend in a jar or container full of clean water at room temperature to watch it start growing

    2. Please note that the water temperature should be between 59-95 °F or 15-35 °C

    3. Do not expect instant results as it takes up to 72 hours to fully expand

    4. Take it out of the water to watch it shrink back to its original size

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    Shipping & Returns

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    for orders over $99.
    $7.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99. 

    ►  Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days):
    $16.99 Flat Rate.

     

    ►  Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
    $19.99 Flat Rate.


    ►  Same Day Dispatch
    Orders placed before 2pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.


    ►  100 Days Money Back Guarantee
    Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.


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