Grow a Dick Novelty Penis Toy

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  • Novelty penis toy
  • Expands to 6 times it's size!
  • Simply place in water
  • Hilarious gift for hen's parties
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    Don't be put off by the size of this little guy: he's a grower, not a show-er! The Grow a Dick is the ideal gift for your depressed single friend, your soon-to-be-married hen, or men who need a little help in the length department. 

    Place your Grow a Dick in water and watch him transform into the girthy member of  every girl's dreams, as he expands to a respectable 30cm long. He's a one-eyed monster who loves to party, so make sure you have him handy for hens nights, milestone birthdays, or for any occasion that could use a little extra D!


    • It's a one-eyed monster!
    • Just get it wet and watch it grow
    • Grows up to 6 times it's size!
    • Great hen's party gift!
    • Safe & non-toxic


    • Dimensions: Dick starts at a diminutive 5.5 cms and grows up to six times its size, roughly 30 cms  
    • To use: Submerge in water & leave for 72 hours to grow to full size

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