Description
HAPPY MAN BOTTLE OPENER
This man is really, really, REALLY happy. So happy, in fact, that his appendage is long and hard enough to open even the most stubborn of beers, ciders and other capped beverages.
Simply remove him from his packaging, place his member onto the cap of your beverage and apply pressure and POP - off goes the top. Your delicious drink is uncapped and ready to be consumed, all thanks to the Happy Man.
A hilarious novelty gift for the beer or cider drinker in your life, the Happy Man Bottle Opener is sure to bring the laughs as a surprise gift in your next Kris Kringle.
FEATURES
- Cheeky 'Happy man' design
- Open bottles with his manhood!
- Hilarious & practical
SPECIFICATIONS
- Dimensions: 8.4 (L) x 7 (W) x 8 (H) cms
- Material: Plastic/Metal
- Care instructions: Hand wash only
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