'Here's Your Gift Motherf*cker' - Lavender & Vanilla Soap

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We all have that one friend who is completely an utterly amazing. Without them, we would be lost farts in a bubble bath, in dire need of direction. Unfortunately, this friend is well aware of their phenomenal cosmic power. Curse them. So go on, give them a gift of luxurious, heavenly smelling soap, with just a twinge of subtle, angry love.

Each Blue Q soap bar is made in the USA using a 100% pure vegetable base and infused with natural essential oils. Blue Q makes a point of employing people with and without disabilities to work alongside each other to prepare these hilarious and high quality bars of cleansing goodness.


  • A 100% vegetable based soap with lavender and vanilla essential oils
  • They know you love them, just don’t rub it in their faces
  • Perfect for frenemies


  • Individually wrapped & packaged “matchbox” style
  • Weight: 56 grams
  • Dimensions: 5cm x 7cm x 2cm 

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