How to Have a Very Bad Dog Book

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  • Great funny gift for dog lovers
  • Raw, satirical brand of humour
  • Funny anecdotes and quotes

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Negligent dog owners of the world unite! How to Have a Very Bad Dog (VBD) provides 8 proven methods to help you raise and ruin your pooch, deliberately and with skill. This tongue-in-cheek anti-conventional dog training book is hilarious and has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations.

This ground-breaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your dog the tools to destroy your stuff, disregard your commands and act like a complete menace. From choosing the right breed of maniacal canine, to the training methods involved, you will have a crotch-sniffing, shoe chewing VBD in no time. This book is puppy school for the obnoxious, narcissistic pet owner, and with its sarcastic and satirical style is the perfect gag book to pass around at parties.

Now you too can reap the rewards of owning a perfectly terrible animal!


  • Great funny gift for dog lovers
  • Raw, satirical brand of humour
  • Funny anecdotes and quotes


  • Paperback
  • Pages: 144 (Colour)
  • Dimensions: 11.5cm x 16.5 cm

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