How To Live With A Huge Penis Book

  • Genuinely laugh-oud-loud funny
  • Packed with wit & wisdom
  • Unique novelty gift
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    How To Live With a Huge Penis is the hilariously on-point self help book for unfortunate men suffering from OMG, or Oversized Male Genitalia. Sufferers of this condition will be afflicted from birth. There is no cure. 

    So it's comforting to know we can offer these men advice, meditations and wisdom in the chapters of this book, chapters such as Huge Penises In History, Dealing With Discrimination, Coming Out To Your Friends & Family, Care & Maintenance and Sexual Intercourse, as well as Daily Affirmation Journal section, and built-in Girth and length gauges!

    A laugh-out-loud funny novelty gift for men with more than they can handle, How To Live With a Huge Penis is sure to elicit the laughs!


    • Self help for men with OMG (oversized male genitalia!)
    • Meditations, wisdom, advice & tips
    • Length and girth gauges!
    • Laugh-out-loud hilarious novelty gift 


    • Dimensions: 22 x 12 x 1 cms 
    • Format: Paperback
    • Pages: 128
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