How To Traumatize Your Children Book

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  • Proven Methods
  • Coloured headings, graphics for 100% comprehension
  • Fun novelty gift
  • Not intended to coach parents on parenting (...unless nothing else could go wrong)

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HOW TO TRAUMATIZE YOUR CHILDREN


Are you about to become a parent? Well if that is the case, congratulations! Maybe you have a friend who is pregnant, a sister or maybe a brother?
Regardless, the matter at hand is that their is a lovely innocent child being born into the world. So, have you thought about how you will raise (stuff up..) this child? We don't want to sound gloom and doom, but one way or another, along the way, you're most likely going to traumatize your children.

Why not traumatize them with 7 proven methods? Instead of asking yourself one day, 'How did this happen?', or 'What did I do wrong?', know exactly what it takes to make things go terribly wrong and screw up your kids. This is not to be laughed at, screwing up your child takes skill, time, and deliberate action.

This book on How To Traumatize Your Children will:

  • Determine your natural traumatizing "type"
  • Cultivate your children's resentment
  • Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday
  • Defend your choices against others who've opted to traumatize their children differently

Don't wait any longer, because the longer you wait, the higher the likelihood that you will traumatize your children in the same way your parents traumatized you, and no one wants that!


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  • 7 Proven Methods
  • Coloured headings, graphics for 100% comprehension
  • Fun novelty gift
  • Not intended to coach parents on parenting (...unless nothing else could go wrong)

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