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  • Antibacterial hand sanitizer
  • Has a touch of Aloe to sooth & soften
  • Wash away your sins!

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This hand sanitizer is specially formulated from the tears Jesus sheds every time you masturbate, you sexy sinner you. It will kill 99% of germs transferred from your penis to your hands during masturbation, or general during-the-day fondling and adjustment.

The concoction of c#ck germ-killing ingredients will obliterate those pesky pathogens, while a touch of Aloe Vera will assist with softening callouses and add a fresh smelling scent to your sinner's hands.

The phallic fondler's freshener, the doodle douche, the c#ock cleanse... whatever you want to call it, if you have a penis, you need this; Just don't apply it directly to your dick. We don't care what kind of kinky stuff you be into, you will not be into how it will make your penis feel.

The I <3 My Penis Hand Sanitiser - for sinning men who need to wash their sins away again and again and again.


  • Fresh, fragrant scent to cover your shame
  • Kills 99% of germs
  • Comes in a cute 'I <3 My Penis" bottle


  • Dimensions (of bottle): 11.5 x 5 x 2.5 cms
  • Ingredients: Ethyl Alcohol 62 %
  • Use: For handwashing to decrease the bacteria on the skin
  • Caution: Do not apply directly to penis

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