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- Ceramic unicorn mug
- Features cheeky idiot-stabbing phrase
- Pretty pastel motif
- Great for geeks who love unicorns
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Description
I WISH I WAS A UNICORN SO I COULD STAB PEOPLE MUG
If you're like me and detest idiots, then being a unicorn would be particularly great because unicorns have horns and horns are great for stabbing.
This mug really captures that feeling nicely. It features two unicorn head silouettes filled with a star-peppered galaxy print in hues of pink, blue, green and purple, and in between the silouettes and opposite the handle is the phrase "I wish I was a unicorn! So I could stab idiots with my head."
And wouldn't it be heavenly to be able to impale every idiot you encounter with the simple jab of your forehead?
One can only dream.
FEATURES
- High quality ceramic construction
- Comfortable handle
- Hilarious caption & pretty image
- Great for quirky unicorn lovers
SPECIFICATIONS
- Dimensions: 8 cms diameter / 9.5 cms high
- Material: Ceramic
- Colour: White
- Care instructions: Dishwasher & microwave safe
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