Self-Inflating Boyfriend & Girlfriend

$9.99
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  • Inflatable male or female date
  • No, not that kind of inflatable date
  • Measures 10(L) x 5(W) x 24.5(H) cms
  • A great gift for that one friend who ain't got no game

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SELF-INFLATING BOYFRIEND & GIRLFRIEND


Have you got a friend who's showing all the symptoms of a sickness no person wants to suffer from... the sickness of LONELINESS?

Is she blubbering constantly and contemplating the purchase of multiple cats?

Is he grinding or tindering or scruffing his way to an early grave?

Are there tears and whining and wine, oh so much wine?

Well, we have the solution to all of their problems: Inflate-a-Date! Simply direct them to punch and then shake the bag (a great way for them to release their tensions and frustrations) and out bursts a rather good looking man or woman that:

a) won't talk;
b) won't fart or whine;
c) won't cheat;
d) won't leave your friend for someone else; and
e ) won't die unexpectedly.

The only maintenance they requires is a little inflation now and then (but what man or woman doesn't? Ego, hello!) and when your friend is done with him or her, they can simply dump them in the bin.

SO. SATISFYING.

So do the thing your pathetic single friends can't do for themselves and get them a date: Inflate-a-Date!*

*Not anatomically correct. Sorry, but they're not that kind of blow-up doll.

 

FEATURES

  • The man has a permanent six-pack & nice arms
  • The woman has a permanent slim figure & excellent rack
  • They'll just sit and look good, forever
  • When you're sick of then, dump then with zero repercussions
  • Can be re-inflated if they deflate

SPECIFICATIONS

  • Measurements: 10(L) x 5(W) x 24.5(H) cms
  • Material: What dreams are made of
  • Store in a cool, dry place & avoid direct sunlight
  • Contains no harmful ingredients - 100% dishonesty-free

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