The Itch Mug

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  • Big 'B' Handle
  • Printed with 'Itch' on the front
  • What does that spell?
  • Comes beautifully gift packaged
  • It's the mug for b#tches!
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    Have you got the itch? I know I do! The Itch to tell that secretary that never smiles what I think of her; to tell that terrible ex-friend why she's so awful; to tell my ex-boyfriend what I think of his pussy-ass disposition. 

    Well, now there's a subtle, mug-related way to tell those people in your life how you really feel about them, with:


    This is a quality mug, made specifically for those people in your life that give you the Itch. Gift it to them, smile as they open it, and then strut away with the confidence of the better person, because you didn't say one. single. insulting. thing.

    You just scratched the Itch, baby. 


    • Scratch that Itch in your life
    • Functional AND comical!
    • Beautifully gift boxed
    • For the Itch you need to scratch


    • Dimensions: 12 x 10 cms including handle 
    • Material: Ceramic
    • Care instructions: Microwave & dishwasher safe 

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