Jesus Soap - Wash Away Your Sins!

  • Soap bar with Jesus design
  • Wash away your sins- literally!
  • Great gag gift for the sinners
  • Gives instant absolution and relief
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Having dirty thoughts lately? Do you ever think to yourself: "Oops, shouldn't have done that!" It could be because you decided to eat straight from the ice-cream tub, or maybe you coloured your hair pink. Whatever the sin, the Holy Almighty Jesus is here to wash your worries away. Simply lather yourself up with your Jesus Soap, then wash away. Watch as the soapy residue slides down your sinful body, bringing you closer to heaven.


  • Soap bar with Jesus design
  • Great gag gift for the sinners
  • Gives instant absolution and relief
  • Comes in a coloured window gift box


  • Dimensions: 11cm (L) x 7.5cm (W) x 2.5cm (H)
  • Fragrance: Heaven

Please note that this is a novelty item. It does a fantastic job at washing; but there is no guarantee your sins will be forgiven. If you want redemption, please join a church.

Yellow Octopus has a 100 Day 'Happiness Guarantee'. Not happy with your product, send it back for a full refund!

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(within Australia).

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► Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days):
$16.99 Flat Rate.


► Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
$21.99 Flat Rate.


► Same Day Dispatch
Orders placed before 12pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.

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