Jokes & Puzzles Novelty Toilet Paper

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  • Toilet paper printed with amusements!
  • Choose Jokes or Crosswords
  • Beautifully gift packaged
  • Entertaining novelty gift
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    Some people get their toilet business over and done with in a flash, whereas other likes to their time and relax. For the latter, we have the ideal gift!

    Choose from Crap Jokes For The John: a roll of jokes that'll wipe away your boredom while you're taking care of those number twos; or Crosswords For The Can, which is exactly what it sounds like - each square is printed with a crossword to get your brain working while you're getting down to business!

    Beautifully gift packaged, our range of Jokes & Puzzles Novelty Toilet Paper makes smile-inducing Kris Kringle or novelty gag gifts for those people who just spend forever on the toilet!


    • The perfect entertainment for the loo!
    • Read, wipe, flush
    • Choose from two engaging styles
    • Beautifully gift packaged


    • Dimensions: Each roll is  9.5 x 9.5 x 10.2 cms 
    • Material: Paper


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