Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book

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  • 504 Insults & Comebacks over 112 pages
  • Something for every conceivable circumstance
  • For stupid, ugly, incompetent and much more
  • A belly-achingly funny read
  • Will make a great gift!

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Life is one big verbal joust and sometimes "F#ck you!" just doesn't cut it. You need a veritable encyclopedia of witty put-downs and insulting returns to get you through the day to day. And If it was small enough to fit into your pocket? (And it is!) All the better!

Insults & Comebacks For All Occasions Book is exactly what it sounds like: a small book with big practical applications, whether you're a stay-at-home Mum whose children need to be taken down a peg or two, or a high level executive with nothing better to do than give your staff something to actually cry about.

This handy little helper consists of 6 chapters of insults and comebacks for every kind of situation, from Brains to Counter Attacks and everything in between. Give someone you know and love the gifts of wordy weapons... just don't gift it to your frenemies!


  • Chapters range from “The Young and the Old” to “Famous Lip”
  • Over 504 insults and comebacks for your usage pleasure
  • Great to use on friends, family, co-workers and strangers


    • Format: Linen hardcover
    • Dimensions: 15 (H) x 9 (W) x 1.5 (D) cms
    • Pages: 112
    • Colour: Orange



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