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- The small book with big practical applications
- From classy to sleazy and everything in between
- 6 chapters - 112 pages
- More than 485 different pickup lines and come-ons!
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PICKUPS & COME-ONS FOR ALL OCCASIONS POCKET BOOK
She's hot - you're not.
The night grows old and you don't want to sleep alone and cold.
It's love at first sight and you'd like to take him home tonight.
The Pickups & Come-Ons For All Occasions Pocket Book is here to help everyone, from the hound dogs that want to get into someone's pants as quickly has humanly possible to those seeking love and companionship but do not know how to attract the attention of that man or lady they fancy.
The 6 chapters contained in these helpful pages cover practically every predicament you could imagine, so no matter what your situation, the subject of your infatuation or the special occasion there's a line, quip or helpful tip in here to get you where (or what) you'd like.
FEATURES
- 6 chapters over 112 pages
- Person and situation specific lines
- Chapters include "All About You" & "Coitus Seeking"
SPECIFICATIONS
- Format: Linen hardcover
- Dimensions: 15 (H) x 9 (W) x 1.5 (D) cms
- Pages: 112
- Colour: Red
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