Whoops, you've been fooled with one of our April Fool's products.
Sorry, this product doesn't exist
Enter code "fooledmeonce264" at the checkout to receive 5% off
Continue ShoppingOrder in the next to ship out
MACHO TISSUES FOR REAL MEN
Too much sweat dripping in your eyes after you chopped down that oak tree with your favourite axe? Spilled a bit of battery acid on your favourite flannel shirt? Or perhaps there’s a bit of blood on your knuckles after you knocked that grizzly bear out because it looked at you funny. Then grab yourself a macho tissue. They’re extra-large (for your phenomenally manly hands), extra thick (for your incredibly strong bodily fluids) and come in a brown box because manly men don’t appreciate flowers on their product dispensers.
They’re perfect for mopping up blood, sweat, but NEVER tears.
FEATURES
► Standard Shipping (3-8 Business Days):
FREE for orders over $99
(within Australia).
$8.99 Flat Rate for orders less than $99.
► Express Shipping (1-2 Business Days):
$16.99 Flat Rate.
► Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
$21.99 Flat Rate.
► Same Day Dispatch
Orders placed before 12pm AEST on a business day are dispatched the same day.
► 100 Days Money Back Guarantee
Return any product within 100 days in its original packaging for a refund.
► Haven't found the answers you seek? Head over to our FAQs page or our Shipping & Returns page.
Talk to a real human
(03) 8684 9079
Monday - Friday, 9am - 6pm
Whoops, you've been fooled with one of our April Fool's products.
Sorry, this product doesn't exist
Enter code "fooledmeonce264" at the checkout to receive 5% off
Continue Shopping