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- The perfect gift for the manly man in your life
- Mops up every testosterone induced mess
- Extra strong, extra-large and presented in hilarious packaging
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Description
MACHO TISSUES FOR REAL MEN
Too much sweat dripping in your eyes after you chopped down that oak tree with your favourite axe? Spilled a bit of battery acid on your favourite flannel shirt? Or perhaps there’s a bit of blood on your knuckles after you knocked that grizzly bear out because it looked at you funny. Then grab yourself a macho tissue. They’re extra-large (for your phenomenally manly hands), extra thick (for your incredibly strong bodily fluids) and come in a brown box because manly men don’t appreciate flowers on their product dispensers.
They’re perfect for mopping up blood, sweat, but NEVER tears.
FEATURES
- The perfect gift for the manly man in your life
- Mops up every testosterone induced mess
- Extra strong, extra-large and presented in hilarious packaging
- Box dimensions: 34.3 cm x 12.1 cm x 4.4 cm
- Contains 100 tissues, each measuring 33 cm x 19.7 cm
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► Same Day Delivery within Melbourne Metro
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