Macho Tissues For Real Men

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  • The perfect gift for the manly man in your life
  • Mops up every testosterone induced mess
  • Extra strong, extra-large and presented in hilarious packaging

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MACHO TISSUES FOR REAL MEN


Too much sweat dripping in your eyes after you chopped down that oak tree with your favourite axe? Spilled a bit of battery acid on your favourite flannel shirt? Or perhaps there’s a bit of blood on your knuckles after you knocked that grizzly bear out because it looked at you funny. Then grab yourself a macho tissue. They’re extra-large (for your phenomenally manly hands), extra thick (for your incredibly strong bodily fluids) and come in a brown box because manly men don’t appreciate flowers on their product dispensers. 

They’re perfect for mopping up blood, sweat, but NEVER tears.


FEATURES

  • The perfect gift for the manly man in your life
  • Mops up every testosterone induced mess
  • Extra strong, extra-large and presented in hilarious packaging
SPECIFICATIONS
  • Box dimensions: 34.3 cm x 12.1 cm x 4.4 cm
  • Contains 100 tissues, each measuring 33 cm x 19.7 cm

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