Magical Unicorn Adhesive Bandages

MAGICAL UNICORN ADHESIVE BANDAGES


To my darling child with your scrapes and your grazes
Those cuts on your elbow must hurt like the blazes.
The bruise you got from that stray ball at hockey
Looks like it was drawn with a Chisel Tip Sharpie
And we especially can’t forget your wounded knee
That you got the day you fell out of that tree.

But don’t you worry, my precious buttercup
I’ve got some magic here that’ll fix you right up
These plasters may look normal (but don’t be dismayed)
There’s a mystical might within this band-aid.
So don’t you worry, just swallow your fears
These plasters contain magic Unicorn healing tears!


FEATURES

• A pack of 15 large, sterile, latex unicorn strips
• Perfect first aid for injured kiddies
• Unicorn tears make real tears go away
• Comes in decorated tin
• A prize hides inside!

SPECIFICATIONS

• Inclusions: 15 plasters
• Dimensions: 7.6 x 2.5 cms