Man Flu Dark Chocolate

MAN FLU DARK CHOCOLATE

There is an epidemic amongst the masses. It excludes not one race, nor religion. Though it normally assumes itself in the identity of the paternal and macho breed. It’s a contaminated bug and inflammatory plague known to the commonalities as Man Flu!

Moaning, track pants, exaggeration and televised sport are amongst its highest and visible warning signs. We have a remedy, though it’s not guaranteeing an end to hours of bumming around looking for sympathy.

Man Flu chocolate is your remedy, the lady of the house, giving you the needed stamina and stealth to endure a weekend of listlessness. Devour it as you see fit, hide yourself in the laundry, a place your man won’t ever come searching for you and administer the necessary confectionary.

This heavenly bar is a savoury and enticing dark chocolate with a tart and trademark bitter taste. 


FEATURES

• For sufferers and survivors of Man Flu
• Chocolate is the best medicine!
• Care givers can open and administer sweet, flavoursome chocolate

SPECIFICATIONS

• Ingredients:100gms Dark Chocolate (70% Cocoa)
• Care Instructions: Store in a cool dry place
• Dimensions: 15.5 (L) x 7.5 (W) x 1 (H) cms