Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitiser 60ml

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  • Make genital-germs a fear of the past
  • Fun novelty gift
  • You just don't know where people stick their hands!

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Ever shaken hands with someone and then instantly thought 'Hmmmm, I wonder where their hands have been.' They may have touched their genitals. They may even have touched someone else's genitals.


You don't want that sort of burden on your mind, or hands! Make sure to carry your pocket-sized hand sanitiser 24/7, and genital-germs will be a fear of the past.



  • Make genital-germs a fear of the past
  • You just don't know where people stick their hands!
  • Kills 99.99% of germs
  • Works very well as a non-genital specific hand sanitiser
  • Please don't put it directly on your genitals


  • Capacity: 60ml
  • Measurements: 9 x 4 x 3 cms
  • Ingredients: Ethyl alcohol (75%), purified water, glycerin triethanolamine, isopropyl myristate, propylene glycol.

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